Dear Hypocrites

You’re too FAT You’re too THIN You’re too QUIET You’re too OPINIONATED You’re too SMART You’re too SLUTTY You’re too SNOBBY Your nose is too FLAT Your breasts are FAKE Your mouth is too BIG You are CLUELESS You are IGNORANT In other words, I have two words for everyone who is increasingly judgmental of […]

Everyone pretends to be normal and be your best friend, but underneath, everyone is living some other life you don’t know about, and if only we had a camera on us at all times, we could go and watch each other’s tapes and find out what each of us was really like.” ― James Franco, Palo Alto

Loving these stats! Happy New Year!

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 2,800 times in 2013. If it were a cable car, it would take about 47 trips to carry that many people. Click here to see the […]

Habits: What are yours?

1. Dreaming and wishing for death 2. Smoking 3. Being madly depressed 4. Binging 5. Not eating 6. Drinking 7. Being a Hopeless romantic 8. Bulimia (eating disorder) 9. Romanticizing Mental illness 10. Flirting like crazy 11. Wearing thy heart on my sleeve 12. Emotionally longing for someone 13. Lying 14. Having an occasional whiff […]